The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate. --Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. --Jay Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. --Conan OBrien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. --Jay Leno Q: Whats the difference between Obamas cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. --David Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America! --Jimmy Fallon Q: Whats the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. --Jimmy Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the Cash for Clunkers program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman Solution to the problem in Syria: They want a new Muslim leader- Give them ours.
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