The other morning, I had Youngest to the Doctor. When it came to the eye/ear exam, the good physician peered into my child’s unshowered/unbathed/unwashed ear and exclaimed: “Oh, good. She has two grains of sand in her ears. All children should have at least some sand in their ears in the summer.” Huh. I had no idea. And if that were not reason enough to love summer- I mean, it is the one time of the year I am awarded brownie points at the doctor’s office for uncleanliness, my child’s pediatrician also had this to say about Daughter’s bruised/scabby legs: “I see someone has been playing outside a lot this summer.” Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. So I guess that’s a score. I have a child that might look like a prisoner of war/child soldier, but it doesn’t even matter. It’s summer. And the dirty, wounded, scabbed look is all the rage during this optimum time of year. I am sorry to say this, dear girlfriends of mine who are chomping at the bit for school to arrive. I know you love the routine of September and its glorious, blissful seven-hour school days, but... it is still summer people. It might be August. The days might be longer. The weather changing. The wardrobe needing of a little warmish fall apparel. But it is still summer. And I will hold to that sentiment until 6:45 a.m. the morning I am scheduled to be back at work. I read Jen Hatmaker’s tribute to being the ‘worst end of summer parent’, and I confess: I am just not ready to get off this train. The caboose may be headed down a crash course to oblivion but I am holding on tight. I will ride it until the bitter end. What’s not to love about summer, my dear people? The long days, the endless options, the sun. The SUN. I mean, come on. Lest we forget the power outages due to record snowfall/ice storms back in far-away, far-off February/March. THERE IS NO SNOW IN SUMMER, people. Best.reason.ever. (to love summer). But that said, there are so many other reasons to love this fair time of year. Oh, let me count the ways: 1. It is the one time of year I can bar-b-que breakfast, lunch and supper. You think I am kidding. I am not. Well, maybe about breakfast...but I wouldn’t put it past me. 2. My kids are tired, whiny, cranky, exhausted- you name it, but I am not even losing my (all of my) marbles. Because it’s summer- and I know that tomorrow there is the very good chance that they will sleep in. And maybe so will I. 3. I can get away with wearing a bathing suit as an outfit (as unpleasant an image as that might conjure up in some of your minds). 4. It is the one time of the year I survive on a steady intake of iced coffee as my dairy supplement. 5. Camping. There are not enough words to describe my adoration for campgrounds with pools, other peoples’ children, sewer hook-up, water and electricity. I would sell all I own and take up residence there in a heartbeat (if it meant never needing to vacuum again). 6. Smores. 7. Flip-flops. 8. Warm, balmy evening air- there are no words to describe this amazing natural wonder. 9. Summer relaxation- is there anything like it? Is there anything quite like an evening sitting out by a campground with friends, watching the wood in the fire pit smoulder and burn? I should say not. You can take that pleasant memory with you to the cold, frigid days of late January. 10. Water. Water in the summer is like a paradise. I love looking at it, touching it, drinking it, pouring it over my flowers, boating on it, swimming in it, canoeing over it, diving under it, splashing it on unsuspecting people. Water in summer is at it’s best. Throwing ice at people just doesn’t have the same affect. Look, I understand. We are all burn-out right about now. My children cry over nothing. Nothing! If someone looks at them the wrong way there are sounds emanating from them that could break the sound barrier. But I will put up with this minor inconvenience if it means summer will stay. Keep your peice of mind- I will have my blissful slice of summer lovin’.
Posted on: Thu, 14 Aug 2014 01:38:07 +0000
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