The police officer had just pulled over a yuppie on a new Harley for running a stop sign. May I see your drivers license and registration please... the officer asked. Whats the problem, officer? the yuppie replied. You just ran a stop sign. the officer said. Oh come on, pal, there wasnt a single car anywhere in sight. Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look both ways, and only then proceed with caution. Youve got to be kidding me! the yuppie said. Its no joke sir. the officer said flatly, pulling out his citation book and preparing to write a ticket. Look I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one, and proceeded with caution. The officer sighed and slowly shook his head. Thats beside the point sir, you are supposed to come to a complete stop and you didnt. Now if I may see your license and... the officer began. You sure do have a lot of time on your hands pal. Whats the matter, all the doughnut shops ... more: lsa.io/HxaOB
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 23:56:28 +0000
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