The preschool teacher says, Were going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word definitely in a sentence? Mary raises her hand and exclaims, Me me me! The teacher says, Go ahead, whats the sentence? Mary replies, The sky is definitely blue. Thats good, Mary, says the teacher, but the sky can also be gray or white. Sam raises his hand and states, Grass is definitely green. The teacher says, Thats good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too. Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, Do farts have lumps in them? The teacher says, No Johnny, why do you ask that? Little Johnny replies, Well, I definitely shit my pants.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 21:27:49 +0000
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