The southern drivers guide to 1/4 of snow: Drive as fast as you can. At first sign of snow or trouble, hit the brakes as hard as you can and try to take as many people out with you as you can. If you survive the crash, remember to throw the open cans of beer and bottles of whiskey out of the car and take your concealed gun in case there are zombies, white walkers, neighbors, or suspicious (i.e. another race) individuals walking nearby. Then whine on the news that its cold and insist there is no climate change and the whole thing - your wreck and all - was Obamas fault.
Posted on: Wed, 29 Jan 2014 16:00:32 +0000
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