The story of #Purim with a modern twist. Enjoy! And it was in the days of #Obama verosh, ruler of 50 states from #Alaska until #Wyoming. An invite was sent to all his contacts to join him at a party. He #tweeted his wife to come wearing her crown and #googleglasses. She rejected the call. In a fury, he commanded #Verizon to disconnect her #wifi. And so, Obamachashverosh needed a new firstlady. Emails were sent throughout the land, “All suitable maidens must submit a #Youtube Video of themselves; the one who his highness finds most worthy will become the new #FirstLady of the US. #Esther, however, who grew up in the house of #Mordechai did not have internet in her home. However, she needed to work on her #speechtherapy courses so she went to her cousins house to go online. It was there that the #moderators detected her and demanded her to send in her video. Obamachashverosh liked Esther best. He filtered through all the other maidens of the land and downloaded Esther’s profile onto his #Iphone. And it came to pass that Mordechai #hacked into a chatroom and gained access to documents between Bigsan and Seresh who were plotting on committing identity theft with their #president. #Mordechai posted the information on #WikiLeaks and thus became listed on the Royal Website of those who the president would like to honor. And it was after these events that Obamachashverosh appointed Hamas to be prime minister of his kingdom. Hamas immediately declared that everyone must like him on #Facebook. When he tried to friend Mordechai the Jew, Mordechai did not respond. Hamas immediately plotted to remove, destroy and delete all the #Jews #healthinsurance in the land. Emails were sent out through the fastest servers, saying that on the thirteenth day of Adar, all Jews , men women and children on the same day would now be subject to #obamacare. Mordechai and Esther immediately called for a Million Man March to pray for the annulment of the harsh decree. That night, Obamachashverosh couldn’t sleep. He texted his servant to log on to his Royal Website. Although he tried avoiding the link which shared how Mordechai had saved the kings life, all other pages could not be displayed. Obamachashverosh decided he must honor Mordechai. After taking a poll, he orders Hamas to chauffeur Mordechai in the Royal #Limo. During the parade, Hamas’s daughter, watching the entire event on her #webcam, sends all her #spam to the driver. Hamas joins Esther and the kings #WhatsApp group and it is there that Esther reveals her family circle on #google+. Security arrest Hamas and he is hung on the fifty foot gallows he had ordered on #Ebay. #HAPPYPURIM!! Chabad Palm Beach Gardens Jewish Social Palm Beach Jewish Camp of the Arts
Posted on: Thu, 13 Mar 2014 15:14:04 +0000
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