The top 10 reasons why this OCD woman should never wash her own car: 10. Every neighbor that walks by says when youre done, Im next! I smile and laugh when on the inside I want to flip them a bird. 9. I am not capable of washing a car without getting totally saturated. 8. I felt the need to lay down in the drive way and scrub every SINGLE smashed bug off of my front bumper. 7. The neighbors thoroughly enjoyed numbers 8 & 9... (Awkward) 6. Girls are not supposed to wash their own cars. Plain and simple. 5. Im single. Therefore the only other person ever parked at my house over night is my mother. Im pretty sure by this point all my neighbors think that my mother is my lesbian lover. 4. Ive had this car for 11 months now and Im pretty sure this is maybe the fourth time its been washed. For the sake of my vehicle I need a man in my life. 3. By the time I finished scraping bugs off the bumper it was dark outside... 2. Again, girls are not supposed to wash their own cars. 1. I had to refrain from breaking out the magic eraser on my headlights. My rant for the day. The End.
Posted on: Mon, 01 Sep 2014 04:28:34 +0000