There are many witty and fierce ways to tell someone off, and as sweet-hearted as I am, there are rare times when this absolutely just needs to get done. However, there is one read which has sadly become too popular, Go kill yoself There is nothing impressively witty about that. Its actually a very mean-spirited and disgusting thing to say to another human being. How would you feel if someone took you up on the offer? But, you were joking, right? Perhaps you dont give a hot damn. Lord forbid I ever meet such a godless individual. But to those who do consider themselves a human being, Id like to offer a few more humane but nonetheless smart reads which gets the point accross to the occassional incorrigible jerk: A. Do me a favor and take a jog down a flight of stairs backwards and blindfolded. B. Go long and catch this grenade. C. Kick rocks with open-toe shoes. D. Go play in traffic at rush hour. E. Theres a storm outside and your stroke of insight is waiting.
Posted on: Fri, 26 Sep 2014 20:36:41 +0000
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