There are surprising parenting fails. I ruined my childs life by flushing the toilet. Sugarbaby (2) is convinced Im a horrible mother who doesnt love her, doesnt understand her, and truly doesnt want her to be happy. She came to this conclusion when I flushed the potty for her. I know, I know, obviously flushing the potty would wreck her day, I just wasnt thinking. In no uncertain terms she let me know I FLUSH IT! NO MOMMY FLUSH IT! And promptly peed again so she had a reason to flush the potty only she didnt flush it because she wanted poop in there to flush too. Hysterics because, alas, she couldnt produce more poop. Then I thought she wanted me to wipe the snot on her face (please?) from how upset she was that I flushed the potty for her. Only I was wrong and she wanted me to put the snot back on her face. I tried but she didnt fall for it. So I threw the tissue in the toilet. To which she wailed that her snot was in the potty, screaming my snot, my snot back on my face! I offered to get her a new tissue, she rejected the offer and stormed out, standing just outside the bathroom wailing her protest to the world (you heard her in Florida didnt you?). I took the opportunity to pee alone, you never know when that will happen again. And then I flushed the potty. No worries, she had fully replaced the snot I wiped away, that was evident when she stormed back in the bathroom screaming I FLUSH IT! NO MOMMY FLUSH!
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 21:02:23 +0000