There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened. So... the elephant says to the camel why do you have 2 boobs on your back? the camel replies thats a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN ON MATH A teacher asks her class, If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left ? She calls on little TONY. He replies, None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot. The teacher replies, The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking. Then little TONY says, I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married ? The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, Well, I suppose the one thats gobbled down the top and sucked the cone. To which Little TONY replied, The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking. LITTLE TONY ON MATH Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. Why? asks the father. The teacher asked, How much is 2x3, I said 6, replies TONY. But thats right ! says his dad. Yeah, but then she asked me How much is 3x2 ? Whats the f ** king difference ? asks the father. Thats what I said ! LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word ? Little TONY says, Mas-tur-bate. Miss Rogers smiles and says, Wow, little TONY, thats a mouthful. Little TONY says, No, Miss Rogers, youre thinking of a blowjob. LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, Miss Jones, I need to take a piss !! The teacher replied, Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is urinate. Please use the word ur-i-nate in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go. Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, Youre an eight, but if you had bigger tits, youd be a TEN ! LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word beautiful in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it. Very good, Suzie, replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully. She said, Excellent, Michael ! Then the teacher reluctantly called on little TONY. Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, Beautiful, just f ** king beautiful ! LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, Son, you know eating all that candy isnt good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat. Little TONY replied, My grandfather lived to be 107 years old. The man asked, Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time ? Little TONY answered, No, he minded his own f ** king business. I LOVE Little Tony !!!!!
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