There is a God...when I came to the hotel, there is a thing that lays across the bottom of the bed that skeeves me out for some reason...I folded it and put it on the dresser...next day, it was back on the bed...I folded it a little less neatly and put it on the suit case in the corner...back on the bed the next day...I chucked it across the room in a ball...back on the bed...smuggled it OUT to my car...new one in its place the next day...I smuggled the other one back in and took the additional one and hid them in the closet..came in and checked the next day and the extra one was gone and the other one has remained in the closet...one day I had no towels, once no washcloth in bathroom, once the housekeeper pushed the stopper in on the tub and unfortunately that was the day I turned on the water full blast (forgetting to flip the shower button) and decided I needed to go play yahtzee on my phone and smoke a cigarette before I got in the shower, but I didnt turn off the water...thought I would just steam up the bathroom a little so it was warm (which pisses me off to no end when my kids do that)..I go back into the bathroom and pull back the curtain to find the water is 2 from running over the side of the tub lol...its ok, no biggie, they have a ton of rooms theyre taking care of...its all good and every one is really awesome here. My major pet peeve though, is there are 6 pillows in my room...I sleep with 5 of them and totally have ocd when it comes to my pillow placement...every day I figure out which are my 5 favorites...fluff them and place them exactly where i want them...when I leave in the morning, I push them down on the bed, as if somehow that will make them stay where I have worked so hard to put them...and evvvvery day, i pass the housekeeper on my way back to my room after work, smile and say hi (secretly wanting to trip her and scream KEEP UR PAWS OFF MY PILLOWS LITTLE WOMAN!!!) I come back to find 3 pillows on each bed, exactly where they actually belong...every day when I get back to my room the first thing i do is pull back the covers, find my favorite 5 pillows (which may take 15 minutes)...slam em around a little while throwing a few f-bombs and put them back exactly where I like them. The other day I got my hair colored. I went to bed and woke up sweating buckets because of my flu shot. I later realized my hair dye had gotten all over the pillow...confessed to wrecking the pillow to Lyla and then moved on. The next time I went to my room after housekeeping had been in there...what do I find? 3 pillows on the other bed in their usual place, 3 pillows on my bed...2 up where they belong, and the stained one laying on the side of the bed with the stain up, as if to say, What the hell did you do to my nice clean white pillow you dumb azz??!!...me and the housekeeper have a very special relationship lol
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 03:24:37 +0000
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