There may be no better team in the league at throwing up flashy regular season numbers just to negate them with historical and unbelievable losses in the post season. The Chiefs rebounded from a 2-14 season to an 11-5 season just in time to play Mr. Andrew Luck in the playoffs. DISCLAIMER: All Chiefs’ fans, please prepare your-self emotionally before reading this. Now I doubt I have to rehash this, Lord, most of you probably would prefer I don’t, but I will nonetheless… You jackholes were up 38-10 with a little over 13 minutes to go in the third quarter… let that sink in… a 28-point lead with 28 minutes to play… aaaaand you blew it! After averaging 4.7 yards per carry in the first half Andy Reid gets cute and decides to pass the ball twenty-five times in the second half. There are fans out there without degrees, jobs, or IQ’s higher than that of a walrus whom understand passing the ball extends a game – this is assuming most of the passes end up incomplete, which we would assume because you have Alex Smith at your helm. Why does Andy Reid hate running the ball so much? I’m guessing it’s because it reminds him of exercise, which cannot be high on his list of priorities. Andrew Luck is good, but the Chiefs defense made the man look damn-near like Moses parting the Red Sea, or Chiefs’ defense in this case, and to add insult to injury, every single Chief at that game got injured: Jamaal Charles, Brandon Flowers, the Chiefs’ bus driver, the injury cart driver, the Chiefs’ concession stand employee, legit everyone! That loss was sad and shocking, yet somewhat predictable – well done Chiefs! Let’s not just pick on Andy Reid though, let’s talk about your QB. Alex Smith would undoubtedly win multiple rings and go down in history as the world’s best QB if the league was filled with midgets – my man rarely completes a pass 3 yards beyond the line of scrimmage yet wants to be paid big-boy money. Take it from the pros, Football Outsiders ranked Smith as the 20th most effective QB in the game, behind Sam Bradford, who is barely living after yet another season-ending surgery. Watching Smith play football is like playing the penny slots at the casino: not much risk, not much reward, but it’s obvious you’re the broke dude not trying to blow your bank account up. Ticket prices for Chiefs games should drop with Smith at QB and rise with literally anyone else in that spot. Y’all lost Dexter McCluster, Branden Albert, Derrick Johnson, and Brandon Flowers but THANKFULLY you were able to retain Dwayne Bowe. Last year Bowe played 15 games, caught 57 of 105 balls thrown his way, amassed an abysmal 673 yards, caught 5 TDs, and his long catch was 34 yards. – well done Bowe, there were undrafted WR’s putting up close to the same numbers in pre-season this year. At least Josh Gordon has the decency to actually be suspended so we know what we’re going to get, Bowe leaves Chiefs fans hoping for a few TDs every single Sunday only to watch him touch him-self on the sideline all game long. Meanwhile, your franchise back Jamaal Charles has 9 rushes for 23 yards through three games this year… Matt Asiata has already quadrupled those numbers and he was driving trucks for a living a few months ago. Long story short, when your team has one of the best records in football yet everyone still thinks you suck, your best receiver can’t stay on the field because he’d rather smoke or doodle on the sidelines, your QB’s numbers last year compare to Matt Cassel’s, you play in the same division as Peyton Manning, and your Coach looks like the Kool-Aid man, the odds of winning a Super Bowl or being relevant as a whole are slim. Good luck out there tonight though, I hope Andy Reid blows the springs in the bus, your team arrives late, and y’all can’t warm up. #GoPats
Posted on: Mon, 29 Sep 2014 13:35:41 +0000
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