There once was a little kid named Billy who loved clowns. I mean - TopicsExpress



          

There once was a little kid named Billy who loved clowns. I mean LOVED them. He had posters of them all over his wall and pictures of them everywhere. One day his parents took him to the Circus to see all of the clowns. He was so excited! He never saw one up close before! In the middle of the show, a tiny little car came out and out came 20 clowns! He was cheering so loud he couldnt speak for a couple minutes. Just then, the Leader of the Clowns took a microphone and asked for a volunteer. Billy raised his hand and shouted Me! Me! The clown looked around and said You! as he pointed at Billy. He was so happy! Billy joined the clown on the floor. The clown looked down at him and asked, Are you the horses nose? Billy said No... Are you the horses ears? No... Then the clown got an evil look in his eye as he said Then you must be the horses ass! The whole tent shook with laughter, and Billy cried his eyes out. He couldnt believe a clown made fun of him like that! He swore revenge! Billy grew up, he went to college, got a job, got married, and had a few kids, but still never forgot what that clown did to him. One morning he saw an ad in the paper for the same circus, and decided to go. He knew the PERFECT insult to get him back! When he told his wife and kids he was going his kids asked if they could goto the circus with him. He calmly said No. Daddy has something he needs to do there. In the middle of the show, a little car came out and out came about 20 clowns. The crowd cheered, except for Billy. The Leader of the Clowns took a microphone. It was the same Clown! Billy was so excited that he could now get revenge! The clown asked for a volunteer. Billy calmly raised his hand. The clown picked him! Billy joined the clown on the floor. The clown said Are you the horses nose? Billy stayed calm and said No. The clown asked Are you the horses ears? Billy replied No. Then the clown said Then you must be the horses ass! Billy knew his time had come. As the crowd laughed and everyone cheered, his anger grew. Now was the time for revenge. He looked deep into the clowns eyes and said... ... more: lolspotsarticles/2146795-l
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 06:44:53 +0000

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