There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking - TopicsExpress



          

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."
Posted on: Sun, 28 Jul 2013 21:31:54 +0000

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