There was a cucumber, a pickle and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber said,"Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room and constantly bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!! :| AdMIn: Marshall;)
Posted on: Mon, 29 Jul 2013 17:01:07 +0000
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