There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldnt swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled,Do you need help, sir?The preacher calmly saidNo, God will save me.A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked,Hey, do you need help?The preacher replied again,No God will save me.Eventually the preacher drowned&went to heaven. The preacher asked God,Why didnt you save me?God replied,Fool, I sent you two boats!
Posted on: Mon, 03 Feb 2014 18:49:05 +0000