There’s this friend of mine Emad from Jordan, initially an student, I get very close and friendly with my students like family. He is a classical guitarist came to learn some flamenco, very talented also very good looking and handsome and sweet guy, tall, straight neck, wide shoulders, athletic figure has a tiny Clark Gable mustache but, no lock with women! And I’m talking to some of you ladies out there who have a disability to recognize/detect when Mr. Right come along! Anyways, he came to me one day very happy, jumping out of his skin, Firooooz Yes Eeeeeemad whaat? Firooz he says, I have a girl friend, good for you man, made me very happy, she is right here sitting in the car, may I introduce her to you? Sure don’t waste another second. People I have seen so many beautiful women but when she walked in, beauty, aroma, glory, freshness and that personality walked in with her and I’m thinking like, good lock Emad, non stop, she’ll dissemble and assemble you! I know you are Firooz, charming voice she has, my name is Jasmine, call me Jas, and shakes my hand, Which part of the world this masterwork comes from I said, oh, I’m from Egypt, wants me to play for her, and I do, admires, I play harp and Oud, grabs my guitar and plays something Arabic very nice. We chit chart and decide to go out and grab a bite, I like hot food she says real hot food, OK there is this Mexican restaurant in the neighborhood that I played for their opening ceremony, they call me Mariachi, means guitarist in Mexican, charge me less give me more, I called them and said if you treat me like a regular costumer, I’ll come by with couple of friends and we go. She loves the food, so I asked the owner to make her another one to go. We walk around Cambridge a little have an ice cream here come time to say good by I said Jas kisses are like Aspirins honeyJon no less than two, you’re funny she says hugs me tight and kisses me twice, once on each side and we leave each other. Next week he comes very tense, up tied and restless ships are all sunk! I figured out this probably has something to do with her! HI, HI, what’s up, wano beer? No, wano eat? No, wano die? Yes, OK is it Jas? Yes he says alright now, tell me what happened? We broke up! Why you Kakaraka, what happened? Nothing we went to that Mexican place got a couple of Burritos went and sat down at Harvard Yard, chit chart, eat and as she was talking, bunch of her hair was moving up and down with her eye lash (which can be very seducing by the way and some women do it by purpose!), and I said, “you are killing me like this, I feel like grabbing you, so, go ahead, grab me then why are you waiting loser? I was trying to be a gentleman, but since she called me a loser I grabbed and locked my arms around her, my face two inches apart from hers, didn’t know what to do, where to start, all of a sudden I don’t know why, she pulled her face away, threw her food to the birds picked up her bag and left, didn’t even say good by!? When did this happen, today? Yes he says right before I came here! Emad, you really don’t know why? Woman is like a museum buddy, a lot of interesting places and nice things to see, but when you are in the museum, you wonder around half a day to decide where to start? Or you start somewhere and go everywhere and end up seeing everything! You wasted a little time brother, when you see the Owen is hot and ready, you stick damnit! You should have started from somewhere, lips, neck, cheek I would go for eyes she has beautiful eyes and then proceed as she permits! Here take this twenty, give me her # and go get something to eat. He leaves and I call her up, she recognizes my voice and goes hello Fairooz, didn’t I tell you tell you don’t call me Fairooz? Fairooz, is woman’s name for one, and second, my name is Firooz not Fairooz, drop the “a” between F and i and call me FiroozJon. OK, FiroozJon, he gave you my#? Yes he went to get food, is he OK? Now I know, she wants him, otherwise wouldn’t care to know if he is OK! I don’t think so, he is hurting a little, why, did you do this to him? Because he is such a vosi I need a man. He is an exceptionally good man Jas, if I had the liberty to suggest a decent man to a decent woman Emad would have to be one of them! Emad is, what you see, what you get no hidden surprises, and he rings the bell, I open the door and he is like a cat standing at the door step, come in I said, she says she needs a man Emad are you a man? Poor boy said last time I checked I was, and she laughs her tail off, let me talk to him she says! I gave him a sign that things were OK, gave him the phone and left the room. I came back and had never seen him so happy, Emad I said she wants to marry you! Are you OK, with that? I don’t know he says, well then start thinking about it and hey try to make her laugh sometimes! She was still in the neighborhood, they went to a movie together! I have always been good at patching broken relationships especially between friends that I really like. Later I found out Jasmine’s father is a multi billionaire with several ranches everywhere in Florida, which is where they are now. I think they are gano get married in Christmas and live happily there after!
Posted on: Thu, 26 Sep 2013 07:52:49 +0000