These are Memphis, TN REAL 911 Calls! Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming From the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite Out of my ham and cheese sandwich . Dispatcher : Excuse me? Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left It on the kitchen table and when I came back from The bath room, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher : Was anything else taken? Caller : No, but this has happened to me before And Im sick and tired of it! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: Im trying to reach nine eleven but my phone Doesnt have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, maam nine-one-one and nine-eleven Are the same thing... Caller: Honey, I may be old, but Im not stupid.. Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Whats the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are Only two minutes apart ! Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! And the winner is...... Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, Im having trouble breathing. Im all out Of breath. Darn....I think Im going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: Im at a pay phone. North and Foster.. Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No. Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started Having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 04:36:31 +0000
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