These are old but worth another look. Funny Quotes About Marriage In my house Im the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. -Woody Allen. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -Rodney Dangerfield. Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet. -Robin Williams. A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing. -Duane Dewel. When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one thats a few steps ahead is the one thats mad. -Helen Rowland Eighty percent of married men cheat in America... The rest cheat in Europe. -Jackie Mason Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. -Leonardo Di Vinci. I dont think Ill get married again. Ill just find a woman I dont like and give her a house. -Lewis Grizzard. Im the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to whom it may concern. -Mickey Rooney. I havent spoken to my wife in years. I didnt want to interrupt her. -Rodney Dangerfield. The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. -Johnny Carson
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