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They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. Hooray!! I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.! Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car. I start toward the garage and I notice the mail on the table. Ok, Im going to wash the car, but first Im going to go through the mail. I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk mail and I notice the trash can is full. Ok, Ill just put the bills on my desk and take the trash can out. But since Im going to be near the mailbox anyway, Ill pay these few bills first. Now, where is my checkbook? Oops, theres only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk. Oh, theres the coke I was drinking. Im going to look for those checks. But first I need to put my coke further away from the computer. Oh, maybe Ill pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while. I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my eye; they need some water. I set the coke on the counter and uh oh! There are my glasses. I was looking for them all morning! Id better put them away first. I fill a container with water and head for the flower pots - Aaaaaagh! Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. Well never think to look in the kitchen tonight when we want to watch television so Id better put it back in the family room where it belongs. I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor, I throw the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I head back down the hall trying to figure out what it was I was going to do? End of Day: The car isnt washed, the bills are unpaid, the coke is sitting on the kitchen counter, the flowers are half watered, the checkbook still only has one check in it and I cant seem to find my car keys! When I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, Im baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG!!! I realize this is a serious condition and Ill get help, BUT FIRST I think Ill check my e-mail... Please send this to everyone you know because I DONT REMEMBER TO WHOM IVE SENT THIS!!!
Posted on: Sun, 04 Jan 2015 17:27:15 +0000

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