They say 90% of all Land Rovers manufactured are still on the road. The other 10% have reached their destination. Land Rovers are just like married women… They moan on long journeys, embarrass you in front of friends and you spend more money than you ever expected once youve committed yourself to one. Traffic cops congratulate you when they issue you a speeding ticket! Why do Land Rovers have jerry cans and gas bottles fitted? So that the driver can make coffee while waiting for AA road assistance. Land Rovers have the best fuel consumption of all 4x4s. Thats because they are always being towed by other vehicles. Why do Land Rovers always drive in convoy? They are playing ‘Who’s The Weakest Link?’ Ever wondered why the models are called Series 90, Defender 110, etc? Those numbers in the model name indicate their top speeds! When you drive on a toll road, you’ll notice these yellow emergency phones next to the road. Stop and look closer. On the phones there are four emergency numbers listed: Police, ambulance, fire and… Landrover Service!
Posted on: Sat, 01 Nov 2014 11:45:25 +0000
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