They say You wanna make god laugh, tell him your plans Boy I sure hope this ugly plastic cup full of 5 year old insect ravaged garlic cloves, garlic clove ghost shells and dust that I found at the back of a cupboard doesnt fall while I carry it through the house on my way to the bin out front is what I thought to myself optimistically as I balanced it precariously on top of the 5 Old El Passo jars I was skilfully carrying with my left hand. Of course just as I opened the door with my right hand which was carrying the rubbish bag the stupid cup teetered and fell upside down onto the carpet, spilling its disgusting contents all over my bare foot and also connecting quite sharply with the knuckle of my big toe. Next I stood on about forty thousand three corner jacks with my hands full on my way to the bin. Thats my Satty night so far. Hows everyone else going?
Posted on: Sun, 25 Jan 2015 12:04:11 +0000
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