Theyre baaaaaaaack. Here are your #HumpDay #PassiveAggressiveHoroscopes and #Affirmations: ARIES: Getting in touch with your culture provides some new perspective. If you don’t have a culture to which to subscribe, make one up. Aries Affirmation: “Sometimes understanding my roots can inspire a direction for the future. Also makes for menu variety.” TAURUS: Your Subconscious has been working overtime trying to leave you a trail. Of neon orange pylons and flares. Taurus Affirmation: “Oh, I’m in tune with my intuition – I just dismiss it all the time, usually to my peril. Might wanna start listening.” GEMINI: You may want to default to one position or the other, but you know that you have to choose more wisely than that. Don’t you? Gemini Affirmation: “An informed decision may take more time and work, but is less lightly to bite me in the ass later.” CANCER: Well aren’t you a Mother Theresa, takin’ care of everyone and his/her business. Thankfully, today you’re good at it. Cancer Affirmation: “Taking care of others comes naturally to me, even if they don’t need or want my assistance. I know better.” LEO: Strangely enough, being altruistic and generous WITHOUT making a deal out of it makes you feel kinda good today. Leo Affirmation: “Sometimes, knowing that I have done good is good enough. Not usually, but sometimes, sure.” VIRGO: You feel like maybe you took a wrong off ramp - hold off trying to veer back onto the HWY. Might actually be a short cut! Virgo Affirmation: “If I go with the flow, I will find that even though it wasn’t the route I anticipated, this path is much better.” LIBRA: Embrace your inner existential philosopher. You know you wanna, either to feel enlightened or to relive your college days. Libra Affirmation: “Despite what I project, I am highly capable of deeeeeep thoughts and love to challenge my assumptions.” SCORPIO: You know that if something looks too good to be true, you shouldn’t click on the bloody link, even if it’s J-Law. Scorpio Affirmation: “My ability to see through mirages (when I want to) has saved my ass countless times, as it will again.” SAGITTARIUS: There are few things more satisfying than feeling like you have forged a meaningful bond with someone else. Sag Affirmation: “When I connect with someone, I feel infinitely less alone, and like I’m a worthwhile person.” CAPRICORN: If you’re motoring ahead of schedule, don’t question it. Keep going – don’t waste the momentum. Capricorn Affirmation: “Much more logical to cruise at speed on a straight empty road than to pull over to check for other cars.” AQUARIUS: If you meet someone new, make sure you don’t alienate him/her by appearing detached and unengaged. Aquarius Affirmation: “May think that some ppl aren’t worth my time, but would be a bad assumption that could cost me.” PISCES: Remember to apply your mental Autocorrect before you vocalize your thoughts. You don’t want an unfortunate misunderstanding. Pisces Affirmation: “I need to choose my words carefully, especially in tricky situations, lest I unintentionally offend.”
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 13:41:40 +0000
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