Things: 1. Anyone who wears a goatee or a soul patch should be fined. Then jailed for a long time. Except Hispanic/Latino men. They can pull it off. 2. Anyone wearing an ironic handlebar should be shot on sight. 3. All hipsters should be shot on sight. 4. Lamb chops should be resurrected. 5. I talk to myself in the car, almost everyday, about how excited I am to get home to my dog. 6. If Im eating something especially delicious, my dog would be content to eat it directly out of my mouth baby bird style. 7. Short people physical fighting tactics include but are not limited to: surprise kisses, tickling, pinching and my personal favorite: biting. 8. A new baby is about to come into this world. Created by one of the sweetest human beings on the planet and also one of my dearest friends. Shes far away and I wish I could hold her tiny little hands. 9. I want Amy Soto to make me a list now. Only because she likes to make random lists as much as I do and its been awhile. Bye.
Posted on: Mon, 06 Oct 2014 22:31:45 +0000
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