Things I learned from I Love Lucy 1. A good spanking is sometimes the best medicine to your wifes misbehaving 2. A wig is all you need to make yourself unrecognizable to your husband of 10 years 3. Prospective doesnt matter: you can be in a three-story brownstone but, from your bedroom window, you can still see the top of 30 story buildings 4. You never question the fact that the same person who was your neighbor in yesterdays episode is today a gas station attendant in a different state. 5. If your wife behaves in a way that displeases you, all you have to do is call a shrink on her. 6. That psychologist is also always a hypnotist. 7. Depending on the specific comedic needs, people can be able to sing and dance in an almost professional fashion or like four-year-old toddlers. 8. If your make up is applied thickly enough, no amount of sleeping will ever smudge it (your husband, however, is destined to bed head every morning.) 9. Its ok if the child on the television set absentmindedly lips the lines of all the other characters, on camera.
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 00:14:45 +0000
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