Things I want for my birthday: The internet to be reclassified as a utility, like water or gas; reaffirming net neutrality from now until the end of time. An issue of the Death of Wolverine where he dies of an AIDS/Ebola/Legacy super virus that infects him and only him, signed by Patrick Stewart. For He-Man to come back for one episode where Prince Adam calls a press conference to admit hes gay and in a relationship with Orko. A puppy. For Morgan Freeman and Steve Buscemi to come to my house to perform a happy birthday singing telegram. World peac... lol, jk. An Alpha booster box of Magic the Gathering with every wrapper taken off, every card signed by Stan Lee, then repackaged. Something something Justin Beiber violent death something something Selena Gomez peeing on his corpse. For Disney to cancel whatever plans they have for the new Star Wars movie and make the Admiral Thrawn trilogy. For Michael Bay and Sylvester Stallone to team up to make The Rock 2 featuring The Expendables...and Bad Boys, why not? A rewritten last issue of Y: The Last Man with a happy ending, signed by me. OK. I guess thats it. Get to it, people.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 15:47:49 +0000
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