Things With Fast Legs. Final version. Why do you humans run screaming from my wee cousins (okay,we are talking about swiftly moving arachnids) especially at this time of year? After all, this is the season of mists and mellow fruitfulness (spiders and ciders) and not a licence for unrestricted murder of the less loved of the creators creatures. The desperate little buggers need somewhere to keep warm and hide in the dark, always under the threat of the exaggerated human response with a rolled-up newspaper.. Shame on you, sons and daughters of Adam and Eve! As a magnificent example of natures engineering, your fear-based enemy is your friend, gobbling up all manner of microscopic bugs more ghastly than your perceived foe. Beautifully formed in human pre-history, the creepy-crawly (of which I am a magnificent 25-ft mutated example), can assure you that the new weaponry bolted onto the harmonium is no more threatening to you simians than the latest additions of custom-designed Laser-Taser devices hanging off aeroplanes bringing doom to lunatics in hot countries. In fact I could persuade a legion of stunned biblical insect miscreants to a new life on an unknown, mildly radioactive atoll under careful supervision for the price of a decent blow-out in a curry house. So, stop whacking us to pieces, in a pathetc attempt to control what you perceive as your world order. Dont forget the Reservoir Bugs. We could get nasty.... Approximately $750 of wrecked canned fruit, corned beef and sundries (the labels were washed off) availble now. LikeLike · · Share..
Posted on: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 02:48:01 +0000
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