Thinking that perhaps Milk was the culprit that keeps me fat....I quit drinking it about two months ago....after all, it is designed to put hundreds of pounds on a newborn calf in just a few short weeks.... I love milk...its my drink of choice....I wish it came in a six pack so I could pick one up after work every day like the beer drinkers do....I could wear Tee shirts that boldly proclaim across my milk belly; MILK IT DOES THE BODY GOOD.On the weekends you could see me leave the convenience store with a case, swaggering and grinning as I carry my prize back to my pick-up truck... ready for the good times to come....Monday mornings would find me with a milk hangover, my belly still sloshing as I drive to work... Well, as the pounds have not dropped off from my not indulging, I have decided to go back to my true love. Milk goes with everything....and the best way to enjoy it ....two o clock in the morning ...in your underwear...standing just inside the fridge door...head thrown back...drinking straight from the jug... while scratching your butt cheek......my mom tried to stop me from drinking from the jug ....she couldnt ...my wife tried to stop me....to no avail....I have compromised by keeping MY milk in my own Tupperware jug......ahhhhh my sweet obsession ...I have missed you
Posted on: Sat, 10 May 2014 05:13:12 +0000
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