This SCANDAL RECAP is brought to you by Fifty Shades of OMG…because that’s how Shonda had me during the whole show. They need to officially change the tagline to What in the world just happened! Whew…okay, drank my fishbowl of wine…so here goes...Mellie mowed her lawn and was ready to have that bad boy fertilized with the VP’s seeds. (Since she got her boo thang back, is it okay to root for Fitz and Olivia?) Only it looks like Poor Mellie can’t catch a break since the VP is creeping with the conniving GOP Chair. (Hope this doesnt make Smellie Mellie reappear). Dr. Mr. Kerry Washington, if I were you, I’d be on set because that chemistry between President I-Aint-Too-Proud-to-Beg Fitz and your wife is HOT! Sorry, Jake…your ‘Hope speech doesn’t compare. I don’t even remember what you said, but since you didn’t leave Olivia panting and feeling herself up, I guess it wasn’t all that. You do however, get some Brownie Points for that “I aint ya friend” speech. In other not ready for primetime news….I wasn’t ready for Cyrus freakiness. But something tells me he didn’t get one for the road and we’ll be hearing about Michael’s body turning up somewhere. If Ol’ Cy would kill his husband, I don’t think he’d blink about killing the manwhore. Cy, I was just about to put your baby’s picture on a milk carton and Olivia told you to go home to her. Your daughter’s been with the nanny since James death??? Somebody call CPS…and have them drop by and check on Baby Huck at work too. Huck sending that baby for ice cream in a strange neighborhood late at night….Now the poor kid is gonna see a violent murder every time he eats cookies and cream ice cream. Oh, and CPS, drop by Baby Huck’s mama’s house….see if she knows where her son is. Olivia is like my teenage daughter…thinks she’s smarter than the parent. Girl, Papa done told you! He doesn’t get those monologues for nothing! He is the hell and the high water, and you, dear fix it Princess, bout to be floating out in the sea all by your lonesome! I wasnt ready for that double-cross! Thats it for now…gotta get ready for the Winter Finale and Mama Pope’s re-emergence. PS - I think I’m going to have nightmares about Papa Pope. PPS - Have you hugged your family today? The Popes should make you want to. #BringBitsyBack
Posted on: Fri, 14 Nov 2014 03:24:25 +0000
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