This afternoon after Church service i went to visit a friend of mine who lives with her parents at G.R.A Asaba. Maid: Welcome, sit down. Me(Ofego): Thank you. Maid: What would you like to drink? Fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, capp or coffee? Me(Ofego): Tea Maid: Ceylon tea, india tea, herbal tea, kerichon gold tea, bush tea, green tea? Me(Ofego): Ceylon tea. Maid: How do you want it, black or white? Me(Ofego): White Maid: Milk or fresh cream? Me(Ofego): Milk Maid: Goat milk or Cow milk? Me(Ofego): Cow milk Maid: Freezland Cow or Afrikner Cow? Me(Ofego): Freezland Cow. Maid: Will you like it with suga or honey? Me(Ofego): I will like it with sugar. Maid: Bee sugar or cane sugar? Me(Ofego): Cane sugar. Maid: White, brown or yellow? Me(Ofego): Please, please, just forget about the tea, get me a class of water let me use it to step down. Maid: Is it tap, mineral or distilled water? Me(Ofego): Mineral water. Maid: Is it Flavoured or non flavoured? Me(Ofego): Abeg, abeg, i beg you in the name of God, go bring empty glass for me. Maid: Tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or beer mug? Me(Ofego): Is it by force? i no dey drink again o, i no dey drink again, i go swallow my spit.
Posted on: Sun, 11 Aug 2013 16:31:56 +0000
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