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This dude that looked like Pat from SNL comes up and asks me if were typically busy on Tuesday. After informing him that Im never here on Tuesday and directing him toward the owner, he proceeds to tell me he wants to have a get-together for all of his FRIENDS, and hopes the place is big enough for all of his FRIENDS, because he has lots of FRIENDS, and the Maximum Occupancy sign says 118 Persons, and that might not work due to his large number of FRIENDS. Im smiling, nodding, being very professional and polite, and harnessing every bit of willpower to refrain from saying Sir, Im sure well have no trouble accommodating your large number of FRIENDS. In fact, Ill start typing up the guest list now! Lets see... Mittens, Fluffy, Mr. Grumpypants, Baron von Claws-witz, Catimir Putin, Theodore Meowsevelt, Mawhiskas Hargitay, Colin Katpernick...
Posted on: Sat, 26 Apr 2014 05:10:13 +0000

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