This is VERY tongue in cheek....my admin assistant gets a photo of the guest book comments from each property each week and adds them to the guest book pages on the website. Having recently sent her a particularly trying couple of pictures she came back to me with these rules for guest book entries.....:) Do Not: Use red pen (or yellow, orange or green). Use more than four exclamation marks. Add kisses (for health and safety reasons) unless this is at least your third visit. Allow children under 12 to write in the GB. Pretend to be your dog - I know its not them, you cant fool me. Write in the GB if you are a doctor (or for some other reason have shocking writing) Copy what the person before said - very unoriginal, have your own thoughts Go on and on and on and on...... Do: (not so many of these) Put nice things only. Use glowing terms and effusive descriptive words. Be succinct and to the point. Use proper English, grammar, spelling and punctuation to at least GCSE standard.
Posted on: Sat, 24 May 2014 19:00:00 +0000
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