This is an actual Email the store received today... Its worth a read. Hello- In the immortal words of Salt-N-Pepa (and their lesser known unloved stepsister Spinderella): Lets talk about swag, baby. Lets talk about you and me. Lets talk about all the good things and the bad things swag may be. Since there arent any bad things about swag, lets move onto the good. Theres really too many to even attempt to make a list out of, but I can pretty much sum it up as everyone loves free stuff. Ive been in this industry for ten years now, and I still get all tingly when a supplier sends me a free sample of a pen. The lump of coal that has replaced my heart after being in this business for so long still goes all aflutter when I get something for nothing. Ill make a point of using whatever it was, putting it on my desk, and dreamily staring at it when Im feeling down. Shouldnt that be something with your logo on it?! In fact, studies* show that for each dollar spent on swag you get back one million in new revenue. Studies* also show that people who buy swag from me on average live 10 years longer*, weigh 20 pounds less*, and are considerably better looking than their colleagues that dont*. So lets bring a smile to someones face. Go to (LINK REDACTED) and buy some stuff. Together we can make this world a better place. One piece of swag at a time. *these statements have been confirmed by the FDA, TSA, and CIA. If its written in an email, rest assured it is 100% true. Sincerly yours, Joy
Posted on: Thu, 24 Jul 2014 19:24:19 +0000
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