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This is dedicated to Maria Haines Holmes and Dean Knipe and Mark Lucas. Dean and Mark, I just got to give you material to laugh at so when you preaching at my funeral, you got plenty to say. People complain at long funerals so make them suffer for at least an hour in the chapel and an hour at graveside.Yall need to decide who wants to make people laugh that im dead and one of you needs to make them cry and scream NO HEATH CANT BE GONE....HE WAS SO YOUNG Maria, you speaking an eulogy, make it last until your legs fall asleep. You got so many good things to say about me. PLZ dont let my sister up there talking, It would be forever until they lower me in the ground. Since I got my preachers in order, yall cant die before me or it will throw my funeral off track. Sorry Dean and Mark for discussing my plans while we were out to eat.
Posted on: Thu, 15 Jan 2015 07:34:58 +0000

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