This is intended as humour and has no reflection on the racing team and the racing fraternity.. FERRARI HEADHUNTS IN KATLEHONG SOUTH AFRICA. Report in the Press: The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. This announcement followed Ferraris decision to partner the SA governments job creation scheme and employ some Katlehong youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the township were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferraris existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of hi-tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, thus giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the crews first practice session, not only was the pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Black Label, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamiltons bird in the shower.
Posted on: Mon, 16 Jun 2014 22:41:38 +0000
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