This is the next Yard Sale Adventures .................remember all stories are TRUE HAPPENINGS..... and all pictures are not the actual persons or persons or objects illustrated, please share with your friends,and please post on your timeline. Title HITEM UP STYLE !!!!! This Yard Sale Adventures is about a divorce sale in a upscale community. Its how a lying,cheating husband gets dumped by his wife. She gets revenge in ways that will blow your mind....... but thats not enough ........just when you think she had enough revenge............ her husband pulls a fast one. Being a diehard yard saler since I was a teenager. I am constantly looking for that opportunity to get the best item at the best price. That brings me to this Yard Sale Adventures I was browsing on Craigslist one evening and noticed that there was a quick sale at a upscale community in Lookout Farms ..........no its not located on Poorbottom.........lol......as strange as it was .....the ad reported this sale was for 2 hours only and the hours were from 6-8 pm during a weekday. The ad also specified divorce sale..........Wow.......a divorce sale is the best kind of sale especially to anyone thats been through a divorce........Charles is waving his hand.......lol.........to elaborate a little more.... those people will practically give away,throw away anything of their exs just to get rid of it, and thats just what happened. So I make plans to arrive early as possible to get the best buys and sure enough I was the one of the first few people to arrive at the sale. This woman pulls in her driveway, in what looks like, a new Mercedes Benz I thought to myself this is gonna be good.......and was I ever right..........NOT !!!!!!!! People were starting to line up at the door and she yells out EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE IS FOR SALE she had some of her friends apparently helping, because I saw people taking items to her, to ask the price...... I always try to make it a rule to try and get to know the person a little before I start rippin them off........oops I mean buying things from them.......lol..... So I start talking to this what appeared a high maintenance woman and she starts telling me about her husband cheating on her with a 19 year old girl that is a friend of their daughters. She goes on saying that he confesses his infidelity and he wants to be free......you could see her teeth gritting as she was talking, I gave her my sympathies .......... I excused myself so I could go plundering.......lol.......so what does Charles do?..........you dont even have to ask ........I am upstairs in this A frame home going through the bedrooms like a thief in the night ram sacking the place more than what it already was..... finally I saw what I was looking for .......yes jewelry. And there was tons of it.... packed away in plastic boxes and small jewelry boxes. I start loading my arms like a mule coming out of the gold mines............meanwhile while I upstairs I hear a commotion outside........guess who it is? (I started to do Part 2 here.....lol) Yep your are right...... its the teenage girlfriend of this womans ex husband. As I look out the window..... she pulls in driving a new Mercedes as well .....I thought to myself either this man owns a Mercedes dealership or some salesman just made number 1 for the whole year......lol........then .....these 2 women were screaming and yelling at each other like a ref at a basketball game.......the next thing that happened was ............this woman gets a can of spray paint out of her car and runs over to the teenage girls car and starts writing on it..........I thought OMG she didnt just do that?..............but yes she did ........after this woman got her last words written on that Mercedes thats when katie bar the door and crap hit the fan happened..... those women start brawling like 2 men on WWA on a Saturday night.............the next thing I new the cops show up.......all I kept thinking was please dont take that woman to jail before I finish rippin her off......oops I mean buying this jewelry from her......lol.....in the meantime while this commotion was going on with the police and the 2 women ...........I see a electric company truck pull up and the next thing I know is .......you guessed it ....he turns the electric off.........everybody in the house went .........awwwwww in cadence......lol......So I put my jewelry down and start to the door to see what was going to happen next and.......by this time the 2 women were in the back seat of the cruiser and now guess who shows up?............yep you guessed it right ....the husband. He pulls in and yells out EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE SALES OVER. Omg just when I thought I was going to get my first Rolex for 2 dollars.....lol.....when everyone starts leaving I seen the husband over to the police cruiser saying to his wife.........I love you baby and I am sorry............I thought to myself ......buddy you got alot more of those to say and heck of alot more lonely nights if you ever want to get back what you lost. All I can say it was good while it lasted but it didnt last long enough since I wanted that jewelry.....lol
Posted on: Sun, 01 Jun 2014 10:23:25 +0000
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