This is what lack of sleep and insomnia do to you. Last night I was beginning to drift off, and the theme to The Love Boat came into my head and kept repeating over and over. The Looooove Boat! Soon well be floobity bloo bloo bloo! I have never seen The Love Boat in my life. More importantly, half insane and in desperate need of sleep, I had convinced myself that this melody was some other song and that I had stuck the words love boat into it erroneously. Now I couldnt even begin to get to sleep because figuring out whether this was the right song or not had become the most crucial piece of scientific discovery in all of human history, except that I couldnt force my eyes open. I decided that I would look the goddamned song up on the morrow and put this infernal riddle to rest once and for all. Well, at some point I slept. . .and forgot about the whole thing. Then, tonight, Youtube suggested a video to me that contained the theme to The Love Boat . . . AND I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG GODDAMN IT! Then I realized that I should be asleep, but instead Im on Youtube.
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 07:06:06 +0000
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