This may be the beginning. Starvation, I mean. Several of you know that I had lapband last year. For the most part I dont have any problems. No throwing up all the time or anything like that. I did have to learn the hard way that pancakes are a no no a while back though. Im pretty sure that that pancake was settling the score for all its kin that I devoured in years past. Im still a little unclear on how one bite of pancake managed to super size itself to 5000 times its original size when it got to the band on my stomach. The other thing that I still have trouble understanding is that I experienced spontaneous combustion firsthand when aforemention pancake began the process of nuclear fission in my gizzard. I, being a fairly open minded person, felt that I should repeat the experiment with another bite. I repeated the process and came to the realization that pancakes are evil and have murderous intent. Anyways, over the course of this weekend it would appear that everything I have eaten has decided to go the way of the evil pancake and not go down without a fight. Hence, the onset of starvation. Never fear though, I have prepared for such an emergency by bulking up for the last few years so I should be ok for a couple of days. On a side note, as odd as it sounds things like pie (chocolate, coconut, lemon, pumpkin, buttermilk or custard) seem to have no trouble passing through the band. If you see me in the future and I appear to be malnurished in any way, you would not be overstepping your bounds by offering pie. We wouldnt want me to waste away now would we? That is all.
Posted on: Tue, 12 Nov 2013 18:20:29 +0000
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