This ne’er happened. Dear dad and I are best of friends That is off course until he asks me the big Q ‘Who is this ‘ass I keep hearing about from your siblings? And what are they saying? I ask feigning a mix of ignorance and curiosity I am told you can’t shut up about her on your Facebook status Her majesty this…her majesty that… You keep going on and on and on about her Till you have nauseated all your friends Hahaha…I break into my trade mark laud foolish nervous laugh Oh! You mean Her Royal Highness the Queen Happiness? Queen happiness, my foot Cut the crap son and tell me who she is. Is she at least tall like libi and light like laban? Well dad, she kinder tries. I mean she is the size of a 3 liter jerry can when she is in her 6 inch sky-high heels And as for her skin color, do you remember my friend… Yes my schoolmate…the guy we have been friends for like forever Yes …the black guy…he is actually lighter than her But dad, what does her height and skin color got to do with love? Seriously dad I love her the way she is… She is my xalwo Kismayo or if you like my shah caano geel Or my dailo or malab…plus now I intend to marry her And I want you to go to her family and beg her for me Please take 10 camels with you and show them that we can afford their daughter. Foolish son, you think I will pay 10 camels for a short black ‘ass? You must be kidding me son. But dad, she is a university graduate and she is uncut. In that case son, we will take 20 camels.
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 08:55:33 +0000
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