This one took a bit of time but had a few laughs myself while writing it... let me know what you think, dont know if it is perhaps too rude but I like it 50 shades o Scottish Nookie He cums in door like gadj oan fire he gees me swatch o mans desire he says tae me get up thon stair yae heat ma loins up summit rare a giggle like a wean wae sweet a ken ma boadies in fur treat he feels ma erse gawn up the stair he says ma erses is like a ripened pear he chucks me doon oan ikea bed sum durty thoughts run throo ma head he says tae me dae yae like pain how, yae gonnie heedbut me again naw ya daftie ,no that ruff am talkin o thon kinky stuff a tie yae up, yer hawns n feet ma heart jist skips an awfy beat al gee it a go ,a say wae fear he noo is smilin ,ear tae ear he draws doon ma breeks ,like man possessed n noo he tears ma asda vest ma crocks get torn rite aff ma feet he catches ma corn, a nearly greet ma een are wide jist like ma legs summits stickin oot hes kegs geez yer tights ,tae tie yer feet christ a jist bought them doon the street al get ye mare wen brew cheque clears the tightened knot ver geez me tears a tak a gub o ma lidl wine afore ma hawns are nae mare mine ma hawns are oot like ten tae two am spread oot like a fresh shot doo he fumbles oot his trackie breeks a spy a bit o trooser keek hes fag stained finger strokes ma belly am awfy gled tae hae this fellie ma heart is thumpin like weans wee drum hes fag stained finger strokes ma bum he lies oan tap , jist hawf his weight tae pit oan mare wid seal ma fate a gee oot gentle moan fae mooth he says you still bothert wae yon tooth naw a says ,its guid wee moan but summits stikin in ma bone jesus hen its me aw randy but summit stinks o para handy awaw yae go ya cheeky sod like roses is this lovely bod be fish supper ,a had last nite sorry fur tae gee yae fright he moves like jagger ower ma dish noo am getting clarty wish a feel ma boady writhe and move as he fits nicely in ma groove ten seconds later he jumps aff rite he says am aff fur bath afore he goes he lights up fag wan hes pinched fae ma handbag he places fag right in ma gub rite noo ma bath, n then tae pub christ ya get, is at it am left hear feelin like a tit whits yer beef ma bonny lass this 50 shades has been a gas the moral of this yarn is plain made aw the clearer by ma pain the stuff in books may seem awrite but tae us scots be load o shite © David A More 2013
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 10:46:06 +0000
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