This ones for you Lens! Was speaking to my cuz this afternoon and she suggested I share this little gem! I was shopping at Coles yesterday when I came across two little girls each holding a pram. One had and infant in it and the other was actually a stroller with the biggest toddler I have ever seen. He was so cute wearing only a diaper and he had a dummy in his mouth. I leant forward and stroked his face as he stared into mine, he looked about 4 but apparently was only 2 years old! The little girls didnt say much and they only replied when I asked them a question, I asked them if they were here with mum or on their own and they said they were on their own. I fell in love with this overgrown toddler whos name I found out was John, which was strange because he resembled my boy who as most of you would know is called John. Before I moved to the next isle I decided to lean foward and stroke his little face one more time and as I did this he pulled the dummy from is mouth looked me straight in the face and with this man voice told me to F--K OFF!! Scared the crap out of me!!! only me! LMAO!! Never going to bloody Northland ever again!! The End
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 09:07:50 +0000