(This particular joke won an award for the Best Joke in a competition in Britain) A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. He being a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap & says, U Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here. The astonished Chinese man replied, It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese. Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, youre all the same replied Spielberg. In return, Chinese gives Spielberg a slap & says, You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship. Shocked, Spielberg replies, It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me. The Chinese replies, Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, youre all the same.
Posted on: Sat, 17 May 2014 03:04:39 +0000
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