This was where it all ended... Or did it? Rumors abound that Elvis - TopicsExpress



          

This was where it all ended... Or did it? Rumors abound that Elvis didnt pass away the way we were told, that he went into hiding to enjoy his burgers in peace and be free of the pressure to fit into his jumpsuits. One conspiracy theory from the fringes of the internet says he grew fat enough to split into two via cellular mitosis... Fearing the world would fall into chaos, and become overrun with... Elvises? Elviskians? Scientists locked them away and fed them a strict diet of Yorkshire pudding, tea, and Coopers Pale Ale to keep them content and subdued. You can see this modern horror at this years Adelaide Fringe... But please, dont feed the Elvi... m.youtube/watch?v=GZ-k3oblIM8 #adelaidefringe #australiantheatre #adlfringe #ElvisPresley Tickets At m.adelaidefringe.au/event/elvis-hates-me/d71208a2-0e2d-4f45-9623-2c4657144c4e
Posted on: Sat, 10 Jan 2015 06:24:31 +0000

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