This why Chicago is the big city for real people; especially from the Midwest. Newsflash: New York, your pizza sucks. Yeah, you can fold it. Guess what? You can fold the box it came and that f**kin tastes better. And dont tell me about the special water that goes into dough. You might as well be using anti-freeze. The dough tastes like friggin cardboard. And sprinkling oregano on this clusterpie isnt enough to make it edible. Try ecstasy or heroin. Better yet, try rat poison so there are fewer NYC gumbas tellin everybody how great their pizza is. Somebody get me a beer and some deep dish from Eduardos. Ive had enough.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 17:34:52 +0000
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