This will be lengthy, but totally worth the read if you have a sense of humor!! Difference between men & women.. Nicknames- Women- If Laura, Kate & Sara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate & Sara Men- if Mike, Dave & John go out for lunch they will call each other Fatboy, Bubba & Wildman Eating out- Men- when the bill arrives, Mike, Dave & John will all throw a $20 down even if the bill is $32.50 because none will have anything smaller and neither will admit they want change Women- when they get the bill, out come the pocket calculators Money- Men- men will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs Women- will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesnt need because its on sale Arguments- Women- will have the last word in any argument Men- anything said after that is the beginning of a new argument Future- Women- women worry about their future until they get a husband Men- never worry about their future until they get a wife Marriage- Women-women marry a man hoping he will change, but he doesnt Men- marry a women hoping she doesnt change, but she does Dressing up- Women- dress up to go shopping, doctors, to water the lawn, or to read a book Men- dress up for weddings & funerals Natural- Men- men wake up just as good looking as they did when they went to bed Women- women deteriorate in their sleep Offspring- Women- women know all about their children, they know the appointments, romances, best friends, favorite foods, and secret fears Men- men are vaguely aware that there is short people in his house!!!!
Posted on: Wed, 16 Oct 2013 00:52:00 +0000
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