Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey. As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, Hey mate, someones gotta go and tell Coots wife.. Mongrel says, OK, Im pretty good at that sensitive stuff, Ill do it. Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer. Bluey says, Whered you get the grog, Mongrel? Coots wife gave it to me, Mongrel replies. Thats unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer? Well, not exactly, Mongrel says. When she answered the door, I said to her, you must be Coots widow. She said, You must be mistaken. Im not a widow. Then I said, Ill betcha a case of beer you are. Aussies are good at that sensitive stuff.
Posted on: Sat, 25 Oct 2014 18:27:28 +0000
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