Three men were found in the wilderness by civilized cannibals. The men were led to a gravesite next to the water. You have two choices of death, says the chief. We either kill you as a coward, or we will let you die honarable deaths for your homelands. You choose the weapon. Either way, your skins will be used to make our canoes. The first man, a soldier at heart, asks for a handgun. With this shoots himself. The next man, a warrior at heart,uses a Japanese katana to commit seppuku as a Japanese man. The last man asks for a fork. He stabs himself repeatedly in the chest crying,I hope your canoe sinks!
Posted on: Mon, 19 May 2014 06:46:22 +0000
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