Three men — a mathematician, a biologist, and an engineer — are discussing their love lives. The mathematician starts off talking about how much he loves having a wife. She takes care of him. She always there for him. Shes so constant, just everything he could want. But the biologist disagrees. What you really need is a mistress, he says. My wife is boring, but my mistress always makes sure theres something new and exciting going on. Those two argue back and forth for a little while until, finally, they ask the engineer to break the tie. Which is better, a wife, or a mistress ? I like having both, says the engineer. That way, one of them always assumes Im off spending time with the other one, and I can go into the office and get some work done.
Posted on: Thu, 24 Jul 2014 07:47:53 +0000
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