Tiger Woods in Ireland On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a gas station in a remote corner of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, who knows nothing about golf doesnt recognise Tiger, and greets him in typical Irish fashion. Top of the mornin to ya, sir, says the attendant. Tiger, who is familiar with Irish customs, responds with, And the rest of the day to you, sir! Tiger then bends forward to pick up the nozzle of the gasoline hose. As he does so, two golf tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. What are those? asks the attendant. Theyre called tees, replies Tiger. And what on the good earth are they fer? inquires the Irishman. Theyre for resting my balls on when Im driving, says Tiger. Feckin hell, says the Irishman, BMW thinks of everything!
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 04:05:48 +0000
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