To all my smart assed and sarcastic friends - I need really good come-backs for the following scenarios: !) You are standing by the sink with a wet stone, knives and chisels. You are approached and asked What are you doing?. As your knuckles are bloody, you were working with dull blades because someone was a big helper and put away your wet stone and you have just now found it, and the asker is the big helper, you reply ... 2) You are now minding your own business with sharp tools, having a bit of quiet and fun with a nice piece of hard wood when a voice echos Im going to turn on the lights down there so you can see what you are doing and dont put your eye out. before a large flash of bright hits you and your newly sharpened tools you reply ... (Mind you, I was holding something equivalent to an ice pick at the time). 3) Upon returning to the upper level of Dantes new home, you readjust your head gadgets and sound returns. You hear, Did you turn those off? Ive been asking if you wanted me to come down and help you or at least watch for the last twenty minutes. (Mind you, this time the sharp tools are now safety down in the basement) On the plus side, my bit of whittling let me think and I may have figured out a way to teach a kid who is having trouble with the usual methods for English. On the downside, I really need to work on my sarcastic comeback and Geo isnt here to give me good ones. Sooooooo?
Posted on: Thu, 24 Oct 2013 15:04:08 +0000
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